Cool AF shirt
"I came out to go biking in my new shirt, but my wife was like "daaaamn shorty, you looking pretty fly for a white guy. Why don't you turn that shiz around and go straight back to the bedroom. Mama needs some sugar!" So after I serviced my love, I got to finally go biking with a smile on my face and a comfy shirt. Also a little itchy around the arm pits, bit hopefully after a couple washes, it will soften up."